My dearest friends, it is I, The Duke of DVD, once more inserting myself into your lives like a trans-vaginal ultrasound! Fear not the slimy touch and intense pressure, for it is none other than Cthulhu, the Ageless One from beyond time, ascending from his watery abyss to scourge and flay the minds of the shambling masses!
(Incidentally, this hurt like a bitch. Over 7 hours in the chair, 14 shades of black, 4 shades of gray/white, and 5 different tattoo guns. I'm happy with it though, and wanted to share!)