Hello, parishioners! For those of you not keeping your eyes glued on The Twitter of VHS,I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know that Big Things are Coming...and Soon! You'll want to mark your calendars and clear your appointments tomorrow, because as we speak my amanuenses are putting the finishing touches on the long-awaited, possibly despaired-of pairing many in the higher ranks of the Video Format Illuminati hoped they would never see...
Tomorrow, Wednesday, March 25, is the day you will see--with your own eyes, for the first time ever on this blog--his eminence The Duke of DVD and his holiness The Vicar of VHS bringing all their powers of wit and observation to bear on the same film: Walerian Borowczyk's justly infamous 1978 nunsploitation classic, Behind Convent Walls! And if that's not enough to whet your appetites, we'll be joined by a Special Guest Star whose scholarship and insight on the genre is beyond question. NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?
A word of warning...the forthcoming review is not for the faint of heart, the delicate of sensibilities, nor ESPECIALLY the even remotely religiously reverent. Mad Mad Mad Mad Movies takes no responsibility for faces frozen in horrified disgust, faiths shaken to their very foundations, or damage done by runaway shopping carts.
But enough with the pre-game hype. Be here tomorrow--free absolutions for the first 100 commenters! ;)