tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post493730214559449711..comments2024-01-25T05:48:13.938-06:00Comments on Mad Mad Mad Mad Movies: Vampyros Lesbos (1971): or, Turkish Delights and Bloodsucking NightsThe Vicar of VHShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832137990485130735noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-18945626501742620452013-06-25T18:29:34.102-05:002013-06-25T18:29:34.102-05:00You may not be aware of this, but the creepy motel...You may not be aware of this, but the creepy motel clerk happens to be Jess Franco, himself. He appeared in front of the camera in a lot of his own movies, both major and minor. I've been getting to know Franco's work the past few years and, while I have long considered Rollin one of my all-time favorite directors (to the point where some of my friends are probably sick of hearing about him), some of Franco's work is so bizarre he makes Rollin look positively pedestrian. Nine-Fingered Menacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05805957315306533577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-53092446949672363862008-07-14T19:34:00.000-05:002008-07-14T19:34:00.000-05:00How can one NOT love VAMPYROS LESBOS? This was my...How can one NOT love VAMPYROS LESBOS? This was my first "official" Franco film, too, by the way (though I'd seen bits and pieces of COUNT DRACULA some time back). Give LOVE LETTERS OF A PORTUGUESE NUN a try if you want more of the madness.The Headless Werewolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04054963418066619084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-7744608667557825352008-07-14T11:25:00.000-05:002008-07-14T11:25:00.000-05:00It really does have one of the bestest soundtracks...It really does have one of the bestest soundtracks, possibly ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-4231806482485134292008-07-11T16:04:00.000-05:002008-07-11T16:04:00.000-05:00Bravo, Vicar, on yet another fabulous review! Thi...Bravo, Vicar, on yet another fabulous review! This movie is one of my all-time favorites, for it has a little bit of everything in it to satisfy even the most jaded lesbian vampire aficionados among us.<BR/><BR/>As for your contact address, might I suggest hiring a troupe of gypsies to spell out the letters on your front acreage using their oiled, naked bodies. I employed this method to great success the last time I had a garage sale at my estate in Romania.<BR/><BR/>This allowed me to finally rid myself of that horrid marble statue of a herd of fauns engaged in rough coitus with a group of burly lumberjacks, which the Danish King had gifted me last Brumalia.The Duke of DVDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04931606833969681610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-3628108520193159262008-07-11T13:51:00.000-05:002008-07-11T13:51:00.000-05:00Hey, jim, thanks for dropping by! The contact addr...Hey, jim, thanks for dropping by! The contact address was cleverly hidden in the Contest Post--you can contact me at scott.axeman [at] gmail [dot] com.<BR/><BR/>Guess I should put that somewhere more conspicuous...The Vicar of VHShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06832137990485130735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-75169595708365501202008-07-11T12:42:00.000-05:002008-07-11T12:42:00.000-05:00Love the blog, fellas. I have a question (not abo...Love the blog, fellas. I have a question (not about this movie but about your site) for you but I can't seem to find your contact email anywhere. You can reach me at jimthemoviefreak@gmail.comscorethefilmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15740271029710781821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-6266377995787063122008-07-11T09:20:00.000-05:002008-07-11T09:20:00.000-05:00Your "Made of Hotness" screen capture is now the b...Your "Made of Hotness" screen capture is now the background image on my computer desktop! It is indeed hard to find a lass as groovy as Soledad Miranda. I'll hold all thoughts about "Jesus" as you already know that opinion, instead let's focus once more on Soledad's lips... now, let's focus on her lips again... and again... annnnnd... again...Mr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4032450846239938332.post-50375790139457551892008-07-11T08:53:00.000-05:002008-07-11T08:53:00.000-05:00I am delighted to learn that your first time with ...I am delighted to learn that your first time with Jess was acceptably excellent. You picked a really good place to start, in my never-humble opinion. Soledad Miranda is one of those actresses I could just look at forever--she's so ethereal. I know Lina Romay gets most of the press, but Soledad rules my heart :}<BR/><BR/>I heartily APPROVE of your love of fabulous Eurotrash sunglasses, BTW. There's a line budget item in the Tenebrous Empire for giant Eurotrash sunglasses, in fact. I'll get My People working on ferreting out a purple pair *just for you*.<BR/><BR/>All around, your review is made of excellence!Tenebrous Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032561062849200919noreply@blogger.com